I think Demi Moore forgot that she was born in 1962. She’s blaming her husband Ashton Kutcher’s new haircut for making her “look old”. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer says:

. . . Demi first eyeballed his surprise clip and shrieked: “You look like a little boy - and that makes me look like an old woman!” . . . [Demi] not only refused to go to dinner with him and his new ‘do because she was paranoid that people would stare, she put her foot down and ordered: “Grow it out - and NEVER, EVER cut it that short again!” (Source

Uhh Demi, it’s not Ashton’s haircut that makes you look old, it’s your adult kids/sagging skin/AARP card. Now let me be clear: I wouldn’t kick Demi out of bed for wearing Depends but I would make her take her calcium pills before we bumped uglies . . . hip replacements are expensive.

LOLLLZZ!!!!